''Yo! locus vestri ante , confundo una quod servo...''

My life is not complicated. I have no job - made redundant last year, no girlfriend - she went back to her husband and no home - I live in a hotel. All I do is play poker, get drunk and chase skirt.

My mates call it the 3 B's - birds, booze and betting. I don’t really bet as such, I just wait until the drunks decide to play cards and then I just move in and earn my wage. I suppose I am an opportunist, that’s why I prefer married women they are less likely to get all clingy and demanding. In fact they are always in turmoil of remorse that they are cheating on their fella's. Believe me sex with a guilty woman is cool!

Now with internet poker it is easy to make a living you just wait until the drunks get online and decide to have a little dabble. Anyway enough of this writing lark and back to the cricket as the rain looks like it has stopped.

PK

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