You wanna know what I find irritating?  Hearing the same poker jokes over and over week after week.  Know what I'm talking about?  I mean really people, get some new material!

What are your petpeeves at the table?

Ugh! My buddy Jack leaves the table to go to the bathroom, and just won't. come. back.

It's only our home game, and none of us are playing too seriously, but it's a real pain when it starts to hold up play. I'm thinking of getting him some adult diapers as a gag gift this Christmas.

Pocket Jacks.

think I'd rather play the ducks